Government Process Explorer Mugs

'You look nervous, kid - this your first time?'

Quality Control

Elections

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'

'While you're doing his brain surgery, can you tweak things a bit so he'll stop picking his nose at the dinner table?'

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

"We're looking for our local post office."

McNHS

Department of Dot Connection

'These are the people who'll be line managing you.'

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

'Can I Come In Soon?'

'Your book has a wonderful, timely quality. We're putting it on our list for a 2009 release.'

Bureau of Red Tape

'Individually we could do nothing. So we formed a committee which determined nothing could be done.'

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

"Your appointment's been cancelled. You took too long filling out those forms."

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

"Who can I see about an investigation of no-show jobs?"

The bureaucrat on his way to work...

Ego Publishing: 'I'm sorry, but 'Slither A Mile In My Shoes' doesn't make any sense...'

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

IRS. Can I check off a dollar to be used against candidates for public office?

Office worker on phone: 'If you could just email me the faxes of the photocopies of the transcripts of the fifteen phone messages in question, that would probably be the simplest.'

'Before they give us the funding they want to see a 3 year blind study, peer reviewed and carried out by a recognised academic authority . . .'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'I think we should form a committee to look into this 'individual initiative' thing.'

"It was the cheapest way for us to cover the potholes."

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