Government Process Enthusiast Mugs

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

"Hey, …. Could you help a guy qualify for federal matching funds?"

Quality Control

"With an average vote of 3.5 stars, the legislation is passed."

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Painter removes 'wet paint' sign from park bench and replaces it with a 'dry paint' sign.

"So from the top. If they need urgent help it's form AC/765c, criticl interventions are CV/U657's and..."

"Ah, you'll be wanting our red tape department, third door on the left!"

'Daddy! There's a Politician in my closet!'

'The fact that the expenses process is complicated confusing and bureaucratic isn't an Aberration.'

Real Congressional reform's a must.....

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Liberties: civil and uncivil.

MI5 Press Office

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

The Filibuster.

Director: US Space Research.

"I have a few questions, Miss Haspel, about your fitness to serve as the director of the C.I.A."

"I'm sorry, the Prime Minister is unable to take your call at the moment - please leave your obscenities after the tone..."

Bureau of Red Tape

CONGRESS, 'Okay, so you've been censured -- you've got to get right back in there and start legislating before you lose your nerve!'

"Remember, report itemized deductions on Schedule A on your federal form 1040."

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

'This won't take long, Senator -- I'm a single-issue nut.'

Auditor General.

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

'On behalf of our cabin crew who have voted in favour of strike action over Christmas. . . kindly fill out this form. Please send us your questions and comments about how the strike has effected your plans, ruined your holiday. . .'

"Y formerly Department of Government Efficiency"

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single travel requisition."

'Paperwork just lacked that personal touch, don't you agree?'

'Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker! Mr. Speaker. . . He didn't show up for work today.'