Legal System Navigator Pillows

"I'm Mr. Trump's attorney and this is my attorney. Once his attorney arrives, we can begin."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"We need warning stickers on this side warning not to ignore all the other warning stickers on the other side."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'If crime doesn't pay, how come there're so many criminal lawyers?'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

A throng runs out the courthouse to follow a car that is driving away decorated with a sign that reads "Just Acquitted".

Lawyers - Man challenging a barrister

Efrain Rios Montt sentence overthrown.

'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'

"Hi guys. I'm Lawyer man, and my power is of attorney."

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

'officially, I'm on leave, but I'm really just ducking the media.'

With Jury Duty for All

"You can file as a limited liability company in this State, but you'll be subject to a 'Not So Fast, Buddy' franchise fee."

'It guides you through the halls of bureaucracy.'

'I might be able to get you off if a chain of near miraculous rulings happen to occur.'

'Your honor, before we get into the issue of black and white, I'd like permission to slip into my grey suit.'

'The Constitution guarantees you a speedy trial -- so hold on tight!'

"The People rest, Your Honor."

Controversial Boxes

"We have all kinds of Regulatory Guidelines floating around."

'Three years? But that's aaaaaaaaaages.'

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

"Mr Yomp is in a big hurry, so give him 'speedy runaround number 39'..."

Desk Organizers: 'Comply with Government Regulations and Guidelines.'

The straw that broke the camels back!

"I can't believe a mother was jailed because of her kid's truancy."

'The memo said we can't eat at our desk. Didn't say anything about cooking.'

"Sir, any pre-existing illnesses?" "Yes, brain damage from trying to read all the small print."

"We were assigned 'Hanging Judge Carter', but don't worry, they no longer execute by hanging in this state."

"You can be your own attorney, but no, you cannot be your own judge."

'We're not sure whose parents we want to live with.'

"He's showboating. Don't let it get to you."