Truancy Officer Gifts

'I'm doing my bit to reduce overcrowding in the classroom.'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"And this is our new HR officer in charge of morale..."

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

Institutions Controlling Money

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

Attention: Speed Troughs

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

'Apparently Wednesday is early conciliation day.'

"He only made first four installments."

'General, Sir, it's those damn engineers.'

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"Oh, it's called a fireplace. I'm not sure what fire is, but look how cozy."

"Handwriting analysis has revealed that Spencer is not in fact my husband."

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

Controversial Boxes

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

Dept. of Transportation. City Streets. We're going to have to let you go --- You're intelligent enough, but you lack street smarts.

Women Argues With Cabby Over Prices.

"Have you been training anything apart from your abs?"

Self-Serv: Patch the road yourself.

TRUST: "Are you telling me that none of you knows what it means?"

'I amassed a fortune and you had to have a government bailout. Why would I let you manage my wealth?'

Car driving on tube line - 'They'll do anything to avoid the new congestion charge.'

"Firstly, I'd like to welcome Mr Pilbeam, who is our token horney-handed son of toil."

"Actually all four rooms - the alcove, the closet, the kitchenette - are in this room."

"I guess I'll need to stay home from school 'til the bandages come off."

"This so called bedroom tax has really hit a raw nerve with your Sid hasn't it!!"