Truancy Trickster Gifts

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

Untrustworthy partner

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Mime Tug-of-War

Pranking Zombies

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

Scarecrow Directions

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'Say when.'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'This should come out just right.'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

"Awesome. You made it look so real, people will think you came close to actually falling."

Lady and the Trampoline

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Trick of Treat

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Gymnast.

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'