Truancy Trickster Mugs

"You are here, but you should be in class!"

"Thanks for the 'Doctor's excuse' but I like to write my own material."

'Dad said that experience is the best teacher, so I cut school and went to the video arcade.'

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Spider's Web Trampoline

"Mom told me to make my vegetables disapear."

Untrustworthy partner

Pranking Zombies

Mime Tug-of-War

'I think our mission statement should mention scholarship and attendance.'

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

Scarecrow Directions

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Say when.'

Flat-pack furniture assembly creating 3D illusion

"No, you're not getting too old for school."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

'This should come out just right.'

'My husband always starts the day with a bound.'

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'I didn't realize the locksmithing test would be this tough.'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Practical Jokes Doctors Can't Do

Gymnast.

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'When I said we need to put some magic back into our marriage...'

'You conned me into this date - boasting about having your own transport!'

Tariffs

"Baldo, you never kissed your tia Felipa goodbye before!"