Trustee T-Shirts

"As Trustee, I've been empowered by the Trust to manage the funds, disburse the assets, and do this."

Controversial Boxes

"Firstly, I'd like to welcome Mr Pilbeam, who is our token horney-handed son of toil."

'What I don't understand is how all three of us managed to get the figures wrong!'

LAY ZEE FUK

'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'

"How is the budget forecast looking?"

'Looks like we'll have to break into the piggy bank to find our endowment funding.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

Dept. of the Treasury

"It's nothing, go back to sleep. I was just getting a DNA sample."

'I love it when you say - 'I'm going to print money'.'

"The Treasury is fairly sure that the figures in the budget are correct, they might just not be in the right order!"

"Will you stop 'tutting' until I've finished my report."

'We've completed the spending review and there won't be any.'

"You can go home now, Barmpot - we've balanced."

"Your son's web presence doesn't make up for his truancy."

'Does he do anything besides watch the money?'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

'I used to work for the Treasury Department, but there's no future in economic forecasts.'

'You will tell me if you have any doubts about my formulae, won't you?'

'Talk about lack of trust! My trainer didn't even bet on me, but I showed him: I won the race!'

"Welcome to Truancy Prevention 101."

'Once the treasurer has passed out his reports, he will field some questions...'

"He's falsified data, he's falsified results...and now he says he loves me."

"When I made you VP of Royal Treasury, I expected you to approve my expense reports."

"I'd just like to know why, if you trust me so much, you've named your daughter to pull your plug."

"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."

"You must believe me, Jane. I have excellent narrative skills."

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."

They Too

'I hate to tell you this, but there was a hole in my pocket, and I lost the budget surplus.'

'Thank you for the treasurer's report, Miss Elkins.'

'Never mind the dramatics, Watkins. Just read the treasurer's report.'

Map of World - "All the pins are our sales representatives - except for the one in Paraguay, that's our company treasurer."