Treat Inspector T-Shirts

'Better check the expiration date.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

All Natural Nothing

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

Quality Control

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

HELLth Food Sprouts

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

Dave cut costs and now realizes that in order to pass inspection, he may have to arrange a marriage between his daughter and the building inspector's son.

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

The FDA studies 'Tobacco'.

'Come on inspector, you call this fair?'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

Fire door.

'Would you like me to wipe the cup with my finger or would you prefer Rover here licking it clean?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

"I'm going in."

Sure, I'll sit, but I want half the treat upfront.

'Our menu is divided into three sections: Cancer causing foods, artery clogging foods, and foods that are being boycotted for political or environmental reasons.'

'You forgot the product label.'

'The health and safety officer isn't happy. He want's you to tie your shoelaces.'

"At the time I thought it was a goose."

Little Farm Shop of Horrors with G.M produce turned into man eating plant

"Did you manage to pass the buck on our dodgy food?"

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

Food inspection results

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

"I wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't make you work your a** off!"