Lab Inspector T-Shirts

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

"My homework ate my dog."

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

All Natural Nothing

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

"I thought you wanted me to change."

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'What's your blood type?'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'