Lab Inspector T-Shirts

"This is wonderful - a completely dust-free lab. What do you study here?"

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?

Molecules You Ought to be Aware of.

Fusion Lab. Did you tell the boss we need more hydrogen? Yes, I told him we were out of our element.

"My homework ate my dog."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'A problem with the Phase II trials. Everyone - all the people - was given the placebo, and no one got the drug.'

"Just for fun today we could fire some eggs around."

Armstrong? Why did UPS just deliver a microscope, a robotic arm, a huge incubator, a nucleus extractor and a dozen lab rats? Well, it's certainly not so I can replace you with an army of clones programmed to work for free. Well

"I thought you wanted me to change."

All Natural Nothing

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

'How's the gene-splicing going? Cloned any new hepatitis antibodies?'

"I'm going to get you fired."

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

Lots of personal improvement classes are going on down there. The white blood cells are teaching a self-defense class. The neuron is instructing others about improving communication skills. And a proton and cornea cell have teamed up to teach a class on staying focused and positive! Is the helium atom participating in any of this? No, he thinks he's above it all!

'Well, I guess we're the control group.'

"Nobody's perfect, but we're working on it."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"He wants to study bacteria to relate to the counter culture."

Superbug Research Go For It / Got it

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Now that we're into spring, we want to warn you that spring fever can be contagious..."

Yeah, you're right. She's playing hard-to-get.

"The blood test will take a couple of days, but I'm pretty sure it's just ketchup."

"Boss is coming! Discover something!"

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

'What's your blood type?'

'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'

'According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything.'