Sophistication Sleuth Gifts

"Anyone who doesn't know you, would think you are sophisticated."

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

Bryan Ferry

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

Experts through the ages.

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Undercover Biophysicists

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

Newton's Law and Order.

The Modern Godot

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

GM Crops Genie.

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

'She didn't notice it was a wolf and not her grandma?? Had grandma never heard of electrolysis??'

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Spy Satellite

Schrodingers cat at the vets

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

"The search for a new painkiller has been a real headache."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

'Trying to steal secrets again, Dr. Figowitz?'

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."