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"Any side effects from the HRT?" "WHAT?"

Pharmacy - "And these blue ones are for the stomach cramps the red ones are going to give you."

'Wait! Tell me again about the 'excessive gas and oily discharge'?'

'Warning. Reading all this information about the medicine may cause drowsiness.'

"Oh darn, there it is right there: side effects may include squid head."

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'You forgot you list of possible side-effects.'

"Sorry for the delay in fulling your prescription. Since you brought it in there has been two new side effects we have to add to the label."

"That new drug causes flatulence."

"On the plus side, by the time you read all the side effects, you'll be done with the medication."

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'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'Of students surveyed, 64% prefer English and 32% prefer math. The fact that these numbers do not add up to 100 may help explain why.'

"This is where things started getting really weird."

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Didn't I warn you about buying medication from the internet?!"

IRS, 'I think we should audit this one, sir -- his signature looks shaky.'

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

'We couldn't give away black-and-white TVs until we started advertising them as having 'non multi-color capability'.'

"I forget. If I have an adverse reaction, do I call my doctor or my lawyer?"

"We're sure we've got the right numbers... Now we just need to work out what order to put them in!"

'Excellent sir! Your signature is now completely illegible.'

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

"Hey Ed, take a look at this...more sleigh bells...what is this thing?"

"In a nutshell Mr. Beesley, you have hypochondria."

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'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"Psychiatric emergency service? Please come fast, I have one here who believes in me!"

"It's two sizes too big, but it fits."

Health MOT's will attract 'worried well': I've looked up my symptoms on the internet and I think I've got ALL these life threatening illnesses.

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