Virus Sleuth Gifts

New Covid Variants

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"Careful! He knows computers."

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

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"So who is this First pet?"

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

GM Crops Genie.

Newton's Law and Order.

Undercover Biophysicists

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

The Modern Godot