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"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

"Excuse me, Professor. I think I might have spotted a flaw in your theory!"

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

Roentgen tries to figure out what he's discovered.

'The dog ate my homework -- I thought maybe you could X-ray him.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I need to self isolate. . . but I thought I'd better come in and see you first!"

"So who is this First pet?"

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

"I don't feel like going to school. Isn't that a flu-like symptom?"

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

Medical Library - Large books with really revolting photographs

"Essentially Wilkins proves things and Brenner disproves them."

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

The Modern Godot

"According to stomach content analysis he'll be dead in half an hour."

"I made a list of all my symptoms. Lost the list. Can't remember any of my symptoms now."

Newton's Law and Order.

GM Crops Genie.

Undercover Biophysicists

Galileo describes his discoveries to the church (and gets hit over the head by the bishop/pope with the telescope that he made the discoveries with).