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"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

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"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

Computer Crimes

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

The Modern Godot

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Spy Satellite

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

'Computer crime seems to be on the rise.'

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"Remember when they used to call it the 'private sector?'"

I'd rather be phishing.