Spyware Sleuth Prints

Armed Forces Recruitment: Learn New Skills In Hacking, Spyware, Cyber Warfare.

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

$1: Family Secrets

'Mark my word, Walters, this is no ordinary virus.'

"Careful! He knows computers."

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

Clickbait

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'What an execrable day. I got drenched in a Wiki leak and buried in a document dump.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"We've updated our privacy policy...it's so private we can't even tell you."

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Computer Crimes

"I've entered your PIN for you. "

The Modern Godot

Tiger discovers the online wildlife trade.

'He knows where the viruses are buried.'

"Google gets thousands of requests each day to erase links. Most of them seem to go back to my website."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Gimme all your cache!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Hey, somebody's been accessing MY email too!'

"It's the age-old question of our existence, Bill: 'Why does bad data happen to good computers?'"

Uncle Sam is Big Brother.

Spy Satellite

"Don't mind me, folks, I'm just here for regular system maintenance."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

No, you were supposed to check the doorbell camera before lowering the drawbridge.

"They'll never guess how we stole their data."

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."