Musical Sleuth Prints

"IT appears the deceased had been playing gangster-rap."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"Number 2. Step forward please."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'Looks like the victim was trying to tell us something,'

Mysteries.

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

WANTED The Strad Cad

How hit songs get their names

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

music store

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

Today, this humble feature attempts to answer one of the great quandaries of modern times. Is it Louie Louie, oh baby, my hair gotta grow? Wrong! What are the lyrics to the Kingsman's Louie Louie?* *Must be gleaned by listening. No peeking on the internet!

Solar Storm Expected!

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

'Cops and Rubbers.'

Arthur Conan Doyle

Idenity Parade.

Violin Pipe

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

No Starlets Were Harmed

'Like I said officer, this is how I found him when I got here. Maybe that note he left can tell us something.'

"I spend most days fretting."

Music theft.

"Come back when you're sober, and we'll see if you still have that double vision."

'I said 'would you like to join the noise abatement society'?'

"And now a little number that asks the musical question 'Do you recognize this meat cleaver?'"

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

Old West Trackers. It's either ten guys on horseback or a caterpillar crawled into my ear again.

"Honey wake up, I realized there were more plot holes in that movie we saw that I forgot to point out."

Backstage, Master muttered, 'Not bad, just don't give up your night job'.

"How are those?"

Man is confused by a book titled '100 Piano Favorites'.