Saxophone Sleuth Prints

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

Double Saxophone

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

The Ignored Busker

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

music store

Jazz Bar.

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Saxophone summoning.

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."