Saxophone Sleuth Mugs

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Have you no common scents?!'

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"Do you smell something?"

Double Saxophone

'No, that's not my shaving lotion. We've been burning cow chips in the wood stove.'

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'That was Charlie Parker's 'Ornithology.' I threw in a flat nine in bar 16 and a tritone substitution in bar 22. Who noticed that? Hands up if you noticed!'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'I'm not sure if he plays that loud because he has a good set of lungs or if it's a mean streak in him.'

"Damn it, Hopkins, didn't you get yesterday's memo?"

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'(Sniff!)... Hey! Somebody stole my identity!'

How hit songs get their names

'Not only did I fix the leak, but when you run the hot water it plays 'Harlem Nocturne'.'

Ha! Musical fruit my patootie...

Man playing bum-note.

The Ignored Busker

Man playing large saxophone in shape of the word 'jazz'.

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

"And for that pain deep down in your soul, I'm going to prescribe the saxophone."

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

You're right. It's not fear I smell but angst with a hint of regret.

Playing dead is easy, but when they ask me to speak, I have to imagine them in their underwear.

music store

A wolf playing a saxophone under a full moon.

Jazz Bar.

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

Again, that's yours.

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

Saxophone summoning.