Musical Mystery Gifts

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

Rejected Titles For The Canadian National Anthem.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'The world already ended, but the government hushed it up.'

$1: Family Secrets

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'We subpoenaed all of 'Mr. Big's' electronic messages. They're in morse code.'

"I can never understand these foreign crop circles."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

"I said slime."

"You're lucky someone was nice enough to turn it in."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"You're either lying or not telling the truth."

“Dad, I think I’ve finally found Gsus.”

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

I understand that our cat Magus died. I miss her a lot. But I wish my parents wouldn't tiptoe around it. House of Java.net Cybercafe. You don't have to watch Youtube clips of CSI: Miami to understand that death is a part of life. The thing I don't understand about our cat's death is, who would've killed her and left a mountain of unresolved clues that only a crack forensics team can figure out? Where were you at 8:45 p.m.? The Youtube Generation grows up fast.

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"There's something I have to tell you."

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Sphinx Comes Alive

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.