Melody Striker Gifts

'Champions league'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

New music conference

The Music Seed

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

Caught in the Music

We're making progress building a staff for the palace. The king's lawyer and accountant has sealed lips, of course. Putting a big heart in the charity foundation chief, and building the gardener with a green thumb were excellent choices, Ernie. But the entertainers sill need some fixes. The jester doesn't have a funny bone. I'm nobody's fool. And you have the minstrel a tin ear! Oops.

Birds with Headphones

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Musical Bicycle.

Pianist-boxer

Musical Note Nail

"I think your guitar's broken. No matter what you play, it sounds the same."

Sportsman and music

'Every time I manage to learn the second verse of a song, I forget the first one.'

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"The piano's in tune, but the house is a little flat."

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Necessity is the mother of invention. It's just a pity Buxtehude didn't encounter a bit more necessity.'

"Some fall harder than others."

Music Therapy Centre - Placebo Domingo.

The Despair of a Mother Teaching Music to her First Born

A bird tweets along with a musician.

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Bach Doubles

'Here's something you need to hear...'

Romance Music

Boxing with your harp

'Is there any chance you have been in close contact with a Baritone?'

Saxophone summoning.

Melody Cockroach.

Tune Up Shop.

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"