Melodic Matchmaker Gifts

Romance Music

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"I made you a mixtape."

Asking out a palm reader.

New music conference

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

Birds with Headphones

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

"Must you sing, 'I'm in the mood for love' everytime you want sex?"

Acme Dating Service

'You're a water sign and I'm an earth sign. . .Together we're mud.'

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"...and if anyone here suspects that the algorithm that put these two together might be flawed, speak now..."

Match maker

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

Pucker up!

"Nothing works with this guy. Would you like us to shoot the pool guy?"

Sidekick speed matching service.

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"I don't believe you can't get close to anyone, Mr Jones. Get back over your own side."