Playful Matchmaker Gifts

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

Cupid and a stork wait behind a tree.

Soulmates.

'I thought you'd given up on men. . . Yes, but I haven't given up on boys.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"Wanna do lunch?"

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

Pucker up!

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

"You want to see me, Boss?"

Online Dating

"You're all arms Rodney."

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."

'You've been matched with a pub in Wigan' (to a man at a dating agency).