Playful Matchmaker Gifts

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

Cupid and a stork wait behind a tree.

Soulmates.

'I thought you'd given up on men. . . Yes, but I haven't given up on boys.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"I said, 'You must be waiting for 'Mr. Right,' too.'"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'This one writes some fine lyrics, and the other one has composed some beautiful music, but they just done't seem to hit it off as collaborators.'

"Wanna do lunch?"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Pucker up!

"The big challenge now is to get them to mate in captivity."

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

"Here's one - 'Few-bricks-short-of-a-load seeks One-our-out-of-the-water.'."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"Okay. So, apart from being a very shy ventriloquist, is there anything else you can tell me about him?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

'Mandy is playing cupid again!'

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"Having a dog is great for meeting more dogs."

"You want to see me, Boss?"

"You're all arms Rodney."

Online Dating

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."

'You've been matched with a pub in Wigan' (to a man at a dating agency).