Matchmaker's Delight Gifts

The Adventures of Morton :This has been my best first date ever...Sooo, what about our plans for the future? YOu know, marriage, kids?...Tell me if I move too fast, okay?

"I'm sure you will be very happy together."

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"This sounds promising. . . dark brown hair, loyal, cuddly and good in bed."

'Fred, don't you think you're over doing it a bit?'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"Men just won't leave me alone!"

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Pucker up!

"I did warn you. Mum can take her time warming to a new boyfriend."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'Okay, this time we'll try for someone with a really good sense of humour.'

Cupid's converge on a bachelor.

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

Ventrilamatch.com

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"You want to see me, Boss?"

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"I'm steelbuns 1995, you must be teen angle 1999."

A dog cupid flies an arrow after a dog jumping on a random man's leg.

"I think they'll be perfect together. He's a journalist and she's a complete composite."

"Carl! Carl! He's telling the truth! He's married. The single guy lives next door."

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

Soulmates.

COMPUTER DATING SERVICE, 'How about a nice fixer-upper?'

'Hello? Help me out here. Would it kill you to show a little interest?'

"This is Stan, my latest project."

"Well Mom, thanks for setting us up, getting me to the restaurant on time, and getting the conversation started, but I think I can take it from here."

'Trust me honey, Aunt Iris says he's a Prince!'