Melody Pranksters Gifts

Tonight: Wagner's Ring Tone Cycle.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Music to drive ( others mad) to...

My other cello is a Stradivari

Dynamite little combo

'Tommy is in the other room playing with the triangle we bought him in Bermuda.'

'I've only come to get my nail back.'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

'We're having an argument. Do you know any battle marches?'

Zappo's Air Guitars.

Tartar sauce.

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

"Not that it's right, but I understand. I was young once and used to sneak out to do crop circle, too."

'Oh, the usual, a postman, a couple of salesmen, a pizza delivery boy, how was your day?'

Homework Done and Homework Eaten Stands.

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"You're making a complete ass of yourself, Rodney!"

Back to the Holidays

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

"'Let's introduce him to a mirror' he said. 'It'll be fun he said'. You call the coroner!"

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."

'There is a kid at school who can play 'Jingle Bells' with his farts. That is impressive because flatulence is a difficult medium.'

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

A clown is walking a balloon dog. He is pretending it is weeing on a fire hydrant.

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

"Hey—no cheating!"

Guarneri Feline Quartet.

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'