Romantic Mathematician T-Shirts

How scientists propose

'It's my theory of probability.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

When two philosophers date. So

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"It's always the same: We go eons without seeing each other, I think I'm finally over it, and then...WHAM! I get pulled into her orbit again!"

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Intellectual Foreplay...

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

Lance, do I make you want to be a better man? Let me put it this way, Gloria: you definitely make me want to SEEM to be a better man.

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

She agreed to marry me, but she has to marry three other guys first.

"Of course I love you, I'm just busy with other men."

"Beats me why but my girlfriend says I have a one-track mind."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"Frank, I need your help. The computers are down, but I was told you know how to multiply two numbers together."

Deconstructionist girlfriend

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

'In case of computer bug break glass.'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"It says we should try to imagine we are in love."

"My aloofness is a mask."

"We need to talk. Here - it's all in this 342-slide power point."