Romantic Astronomer T-Shirts

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

Cosmonaut

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

Astronaut love

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Intellectual Foreplay...

I’d like to declare my interest. In what? Commitment. Two kids and a dog. Commitment to kids and a dog? And to going for long walks on the beach, to gazing up at the stars, to growing old together … What? I thought you were talking about two kids. That sounds like eight. And why would only tow grow old together? What about the other six? Are you saying they'll grow old at different rates? ... Or are you saying the other six will meet some untimely fate and not grow old at all? Then she asked if

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

Frank and Ernie's Relationship Advice. It's not enough to just accept that relationships are two-way streets ... You must also avoid taking side trips down alleys!

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

The Loving Couple

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Mate Mart

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."