Romantic Astronomer Pillows

"Your mother named a star after you? Incredible! A star named Dipstick!"

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"I do have a special someone, but he sucks."

Cosmonaut

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"

Astronaut love

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

Intellectual Foreplay...

The Loving Couple

Goldilocks and the three boyfriends.

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

"When you said you like to experiment in the bedroom..."

"Will you sign a legally binding contract to get the state involved if you ever decide to leave me?"

"That's want I call a meteor shower!"

"The great thing about a science background is I can understand what you're experiencing in biochemical terms."

'I can't believe she married the prince after only one date.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

'Do you have anything cheap but guaranteed to help me get laid?'

Mate Mart

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'