Mathematical Romantic T-Shirts

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

Heart-shaped guitar

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'Oh, Denise. I wish we had met when community property laws were more in favor of men.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

Palm tree in love...

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

How scientists propose

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Can I ask you what you're buying lately - Just to make dinner tax-deductible?'