Quantified Romantic T-Shirts

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Carbon Dating.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Consenting Adults.

Banana Smoothie

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Doctors in Love.

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

Didgeridoos

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'