Quantified Romantic Pillows

Add a touch of humor to your love nest with our quantified romantic pillows. They make cozy, amusing surprises that celebrate your special relationship.

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'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!' mockup

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

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Carbon Dating.

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'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.' mockup

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

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'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..' mockup

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

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"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!" mockup

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

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'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?' mockup

'If I order pasta and she orders antipasta, did we really order anything?'

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"I have such strong feelers for you." mockup

"I have such strong feelers for you."

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"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!" mockup

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

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'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...' mockup

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

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(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.) mockup

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

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Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse! mockup

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

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It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside! mockup

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

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"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?" mockup

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

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Carbon Dating

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"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this." mockup

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

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Consenting Adults.

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Banana Smoothie

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'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! ' mockup

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

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Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy! mockup

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

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"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos." mockup

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

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Doctors in Love.

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CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love mockup

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

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"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.". mockup

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

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"You need a mint."

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Happy Valentine's Day.

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'Croak something romantic, will ya?' mockup

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

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"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you." mockup

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

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"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?" mockup

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

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Didgeridoos

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"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms." mockup

"It's serious. We've had each other's tracking numbers tattooed on our bottoms."

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"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!" mockup

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

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'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.' mockup

'... No, actually. He's short, blond and ugly.'

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Quantified Romantic Pillows Collection

Quantified Romantic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate romantic humor—perfect for couples who enjoy a good laugh with their morning coffee.

Quantified Romantic Prints

Find the perfect piece of wall art that captures your romantic humor. Our prints add personality and fun to any space.

Quantified Romantic T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that speak your love language with wit and charm. Ideal for sharing your playful side and celebrating your romantic journey.