Quackish Romantic Pillows

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Love at First Sight

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"So, do you come here often?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Storage Unit of Love

Banana Smoothie

Consenting Adults.

"And you wanted to throw me back."

"I'm raven mad about you."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

'I even love the way you snore!'

"You need a mint."

Happy Valentine's Day.

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"Looks like someone got lucky."

"I find myself strangely attracted to you."