Quackish Romantic T-Shirts

'Croak something romantic, will ya?'

Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".

Love at First Sight

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"I have such strong feelers for you."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"So, do you come here often?"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

Storage Unit of Love

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Consenting Adults.

Banana Smoothie

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'

'I even love the way you snore!'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Happy Valentine's Day.

'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '

"I'm raven mad about you."

"You need a mint."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

"Looks like someone got lucky."