'Croak something romantic, will ya?'
Quackish Romantic Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the quirky, affectionate nature of your quackish romantic? Our collection offers playful and charming products that blend humor with heartfelt sentiment, perfect for expressing your unique love story. Whether it's a subtle nod or a bold statement, these gifts are designed to make your partner feel appreciated with a dash of wit.
Heart surgeon tastooing patients heart with "Love".
Love at First Sight
Carbon Dating.
'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'
"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"
'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'
"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"
'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'
Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...
"I have such strong feelers for you."
(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)
Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!
It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!
'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"
Carbon Dating
"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."
"So, do you come here often?"
'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'
Storage Unit of Love
"And you wanted to throw me back."
Consenting Adults.
Banana Smoothie
'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'
'I even love the way you snore!'
"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."
CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love
Happy Valentine's Day.
'A corsage! How sweet of you!! It's delicious!!! '
"I'm raven mad about you."
"You need a mint."
"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".
"Looks like someone got lucky."
Quackish Romantic Gifts Collection
Quackish Romantic Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for your quackish romantic—funny, charming, and designed to make every coffee break special.
Quackish Romantic Pillows
Snuggle up with pillows that bring humor and heart into your relationship—perfect for any love-filled space.
Quackish Romantic Prints
Decorate with prints that speak to your unique, playful romance—artful, fun, and heartfelt.
Quackish Romantic T-Shirts
Check out our playful t-shirts that celebrate quirky love stories—witty designs that make a statement.