Quantum Romantic T-Shirts

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Carbon Dating.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Marry me astronaut

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Big Data Tonight

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

Astronaut love

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

'Your website or mine?'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Carbon Dating

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

Online marriage ceremony.

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Are there space-babes?"