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Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Marry me astronaut

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Astronaut love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

Guy in gym

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"Are there space-babes?"

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

Physicist in restaurant.

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

Nuke mouse.

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Compound Interest

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

"I hate being around electrons. They're so negative."