Atomic Romancer Mugs

Hydrogen nucleus seeks single portion for possible fusion. . . to share conversations on nanoparticle tracking.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Marry me astronaut

Romance of Radio Astronomy

Guy in gym

Astronaut love

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Is this what they call inherent safety?

'...Would you like me to try out my Big Bang theory?'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Some recently de-classified nuclear secrets.

"Are there space-babes?"

If this plutonium should start to roam,box it's ears and sent it home.

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

Physicist in restaurant.

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

'I like you, Susan, you have an intuitive interface.'

'Loose Nuke Round Up!'

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"Would you like to come in and see my cave drawings?"

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

Leon the electron was not sure just to where he'd been blasted when the photon struck, but indicators suggested he was now in one of the atom's degenerate orbitals.

'But remember - just because I said you were wrong doesn't mean I don't love you.'

"Dancing with the liquidators."

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

"....And when we retire at night, she suddenly develops a critical head dysfunction!"

Nuke mouse.

'I've done it! I've found the most basic particle!'

'Rest assured we are taking all the necessary measures to avoid any radioactive contamination.'

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Compound Interest

'Perhaps one of you gentlemen would mind telling me just what it is outside the window that you find so attractive?'

"I hate being around electrons. They're so negative."

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'