Quantum Romantic Prints

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

Carbon Dating.

"Someone must love someone very much indeed."

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Marry me astronaut

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Periodic table for two. Chez LMN't

"Let's get married, Miss Harris, and have 2.8 children!"

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Romance of Radio Astronomy

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I have such strong feelers for you."

'Your website or mine?'

It's not what's outside that interests me. It's what's inside!

Astronaut love

Flowers? My girl prefers a dead mouse!

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Promise me you'll say Yes / No / Don't know ...'

"I see a girl, I see a marriage, I see her not understanding you, I see a beer belly. Do you want me to go on?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Carbon Dating

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

Online marriage ceremony.

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

Banana Smoothie

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'I love your spindly legs, your tiny pinhead and your bulging thorax - marry me!'