Data-driven Romantic T-Shirts

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'

"How did we do?"

Right click for yes...

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

'Your website or mine?'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Young Love'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Eeeeek!!! My okay to this one night stand must have been faked by Cambridge Analytica!!"

'That must be my computer date.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Romance"

"This locket contains my very first username and password."

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Daytime TV For Nerds

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Maybe I was wrong?

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."