Data-driven Romantic T-Shirts

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

'See honey? You're mistaken. Chart fifty-one clearly shows my love for you today is just as strong as the day we met!'

"How did we do?"

Right click for yes...

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

Klimt Kiss Phones

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

'Your website or mine?'

It's my biggest project - a database of all my sister's boyfriends.

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Young Love'

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

"Remember, if you enjoy this intercourse, don't forget to 'like and subscribe'."

"Heads, we go with the analytics. Tails, we don't."

"Romance"

'That must be my computer date.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

Daytime TV For Nerds

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Maybe I was wrong?

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'