Mathematical Romantic Prints

'My date last night was a 10. Of course, I'm using the binary system.'

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

(First signs) (A half loaf of bread, ... a jug and a half of wine, and thou beside me.)

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Heart-shaped guitar

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

CFL bulb and ice cream cone fall in love

Investments: Call us hopeless romantics for still believing money can make you happy!

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

"I've done the numbers, and I will marry you."

"I know where we stand right now, Dr. Heisenberg, but where are we going?"

'Do you promise to brush up on such matters as the Large Hadron Collider?'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

A man with heart shaped head singing to a fuzzy flying heart

"Have you finished working out whether you still love me?"

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

'...assuming the numbers are right, ask her to marry you.'

'Oh, Denise. I wish we had met when community property laws were more in favor of men.'

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"It's not you....it's me...parrot...he doesn't approve..."

"Oh, he's a darling alright: he gets up early every spring and gets me a freshly brewed coffee for when I wake up...

'Let's get married,Miss Jones and have 2.8 kids!'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Palm tree in love...

"I've been entangled with a photon on the other side of the galaxy for eons, and then yesterday, out of the blue, she said she wants to date OTHER particles!"

How scientists propose

'Can I ask you what you're buying lately - Just to make dinner tax-deductible?'

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

'Don't listen to anyone. I think you're beautiful...even if you are a weed.'