Romantic Economist Prints

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

"Monogamy is like a portfolio with only one investment in it?"

"Tonight's our night. Try not to think about the fed."

"This is our first recession together."

"It's Alan Greenspan - he thinks we're moving too fast."

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

'Motels are pretty expensive, Melanie -- Why don't we go to a parking garage?'

'Oh, Denise. I wish we had met when community property laws were more in favor of men.'

'Can I ask you what you're buying lately - Just to make dinner tax-deductible?'

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

"I love it - offshore - it's such a romantic word, please say it again."

"Eddie, call me a romantic, but I still believe money makes you happy."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Carbon Dating.

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"And now, a little theorem for all you lovers out there."

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"I know what you're thinking - all I am to you is a vector."

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

'Interesting article in Nature this week - apparently love's not a wave, it's a particle.'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

Romans.

Intellectual Foreplay...

'Here's to being in love, in a hurry, and in debt.'

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

"I don't know whether to love you or leave you - but then that's the reality of arbitrage."

"Well, at first I didn't like him. But then his creepiness just grew on me."

"The best place to make black hole discoveries is in the bedroom."

'First date with a logician - These venn Diagrams will save us a lot of time. We'll see where you fit in, where I fit in, and if any of it overlaps'

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'