Love Economist Prints

'...in sickness or health, inflation or deflation,marriage tax credit or debit...'

'This is the era of transparency. I'm marrying you for your money.'

'Would you merge your mutual fund with mine?'

'Our love life has become market-driven.'

"A preliminary market analysis indicates that money can buy us love at approximately $21.75 a bushel."

"After he gave me the ring, he said I have great long-term potential and a low risk factor."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

'Why can't you tell me you love me without all the charts and graphs?!'

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"The emoji she used says she loves me..."

"How do you love me. Count the ways!"

'He's a catch for any woman - there's so much to re-mould'

Ten out of ten for effort...

" A lot of it is just legal mumbo-jumbo."

'I like a woman who's open and friendly, as long as she's only that way with me.'

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"Now look, Frank, Molly, there's nothing wrong with a Polar Bear and a Penguin being in a relationship. In fact, in my experience, Polar opposites attract!"

"I'm not against going to couples therapy, but it feels weird to do it on a first date."

Jewellers - "If you really love your wife to be, then money should be no object."

"If you could time-travel back to any period in history, would your love for me keep you from going?"

'Look, I want you back, but I'm not going to beg.'

"I miss the way it was when I thought you knew everything."

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

'Marriage ain't for this puppy. I'm way too romantic.'

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"I care that you care that I care about you caring... but I'm not sure if your caring is enough caring to make up for what I'm not caring enough about."

'And do you agree to share any downturn in the stock market with equanimity?'

Love and temptation go hand in hand...

'My outer self loves your inner self, but my inner self can't stand your outer self.'

"Do you think we're a storybook romance transformed into a textbook case?"

'She loves me, she loves me not. Maybe, who cares, what the hey!'

"We went dutch - he must have reached his two-hundred-dollar dating deductible."

"He's all mine. Life is good."

'Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.'

"I had half a date last weekend."