Romantics Gifts

Two brides throwing the bouquet.

Walking Cane Romance

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

A flirt is as strong as her weakest wink.

Romance in Yellow

Lovers dressed as pears

"That is not what I call casual sex, Jennifer...I'm exhausted."

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"This could be the start of something big."

"Oh darling, let's not cut this one down: somebody's carved a love-heart on it..."

"Everything has so many safety regulations now."

It's the thought that counts!

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'Once I got past her pheromones, there was nothing there.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

'Oh for crying out loud, Harold! Using a pencil to sign the marriage certificate? Can't you commit to anything?'

'You don't sniff my butt anymore.'

"Fleetwood Mac still looks good on you."

'Why am I proposing to you? Because even if you proposed to me, you would tell everyone that I proposed to you.'

Congratulations on your Civil Partnership

'Well I don't care what these placemats say. I think we're perfect for each other.'

"Heavy date tonight, Pop! Heh heh. Wonder if I can borrow the antlers?"

William Wordsworth

"Well in this case, Cynthia, it was judicious not to postpone marriage."

Two robots walking their robot vacuums

"I faked your New Year's resolution."

"We used to finish each other's sentences; now we start them."

Clean Dancing.

"... and they lived happily ever after as they could..."

You're my Mona Lisa.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Sauvignon Bonk