Mathematical Romantics Pillows

"And anyway we'd be no good in bed - I've done the math."

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Scientists are sexy

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"I love the equation that describes the slope of your nose."

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

A thief steals a heart

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

It's the thought that counts!

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

"Don't you think even if there'd been no John Cardner and no Comon Cause, we'd have found each other anyway?"

William Wordsworth

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

Strategies that will always work

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

Renaissace Music Lovers

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

"I'm so glad you suggested we insert his heart on Valentine's Day!"

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

"I like you and all, Carl, but you've just got too many problems."

"I'm not sure I'm ready to date again. I'm just coming off a bad mitosis."

Lovers dressed as pears

Romeo and Juliet 2.0