Classic Romantics Pillows

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Happy Valentine's Day.

Date Night

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

William Wordsworth

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

Antiques

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

It's the thought that counts!

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

Two minds but with a single thought.

Transylvanian Snails.

Strategies that will always work

Lonely Hearts Dating Agency - "Mmm he's a bit of a dish."

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Lovers dressed as pears

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

Mermen

Damn predictive text, did you mean to break up with me or 'brick my tit'?"