Classic Romantics Pillows

'It's Sir Galahad - Take your umbrella and walking boots, the white charger's gone in for a de-coke.'

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The Science of Love

Right click for yes...

Happy Valentine's Day.

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Date Night

"Of all the wet cement, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks in mine."

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'I'm very impressed that you ordered the entire meal in French. Pity it's a Chinese restaurant...'

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

Two minds but with a single thought.

It's the thought that counts!

Transylvanian Snails.

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

William Wordsworth

Antiques

"When you said we were going to push the boat out tonight, I thought you meant we were going to a fancy restaurant!"

Strategies that will always work

The Return of Tannhauser to Venusberg

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

Lovers dressed as pears

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"What should I tell the Andersons- twenty minutes?"

Mermen

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"

"This could be the start of something big."