Timeless Romantics Pillows

aging couple

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Antiques

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Right click for yes...

Dancing in pyjamas

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Pensioner's Romance

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Doctors in Love.

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Strategies that will always work

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

Romance

Romeo and Juliet 2.0

All those years of marriage and they still get emotional on Valentines Day.

"What's the saying? 'An Amazon gift card is a girl's best friend.'"