Timeless Romantics Mugs

aging couple

"It's nice to know I've still got it."

Antiques

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Right click for yes...

Dancing in pyjamas

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Cupid paints Stop sign

'-and the ceremony,dearest,your place or mine?'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Do you promise to love, laugh and send cute pics of the cats even if you're just in the next room?"

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

"Please listen carefully to the available options."

Pensioner's Romance

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

"Are there any available upgrade options?"

Doctors in Love.

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

'Would you like a romantic table or are you married?'

'Mom, Dad, this is Jennifer. We met early one morning and fell in love.'

Strategies that will always work

Henry, sire, do you think having you're wife's name tattooed on your chest is a good idea?

'Now that looks like a guy I could go through a prenup process with.'

Romance

Nothing sweeter than seeing an old couple holding hams.

"Love me, Tinder; love me, do. . ."

Romeo and Juliet 2.0