Love Eternal Romantics Mugs

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Albert & Myra - The End Story

Dancing in pyjamas

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Love is Blind.

This is forever... till death do us part...

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"We REALLY do get better with age."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Puppy Love

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Everybody meets online these days."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

Tunnel of Love.

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Pensioner's Romance