Love Eternal Romantics Gifts

'What did it mean, 'til death do us part?''

Life is for the birds.

'Oh my God. I love it!'

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

Dancing in pyjamas

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

This is forever... till death do us part...

"I don’t know how many ways I can explain it. One morning you’ll just wake up and know that you’re in love."

Cupid

"It's our most popular gift - a helium cookie."

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Everybody meets online these days."

"Bob, the whole Cupid thing is a metaphor."

Puppy Love

'It started with a kiss - then their nose rings got locked.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Nothing like a Romantic stroll in Saturn's acid rain.'

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

"I had a lovely evening talking trash with you."

'That's one of those May-December love affairs. He's 251 years old, and she can't be a day over 135!'

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

Pensioner's Romance

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'