Eternal Romantics Gifts

Pensioner's Romance

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

'Last chance, Fred - do you really want to do this?'

Rest Home

'Oh my God. I love it!'

'No, there isn't a probationary period!'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Test results indicate you're incurably romantic."

'Remember that part about 'til death do us part'? Well, it's been nice knowing you.'

'Our fifteenth anniversary -- the adventure continues!'

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

"Remember - no mention of planned obsolescence."

"Actually I'm not wearing underwear."

"It doesn't look good. They asked for separate checks."

Two grooms holding hands

"Get with the program, Barry, the certificate clearly said, 'till death do we part'."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Albert & Myra - The End Story

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

This is forever... till death do us part...

'How wonderful, playing our song - astronauts, fly me to the moon.'

"I might have to go to school forever because the more I know the more I know I don't know."

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"The worst thing about having aliens abduct you is that they say they’re going to call, but they never do."

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"It was Socrates, wasn't it, who said, 'The unexamined life is not worth living'?"

ONE IN A MILLION

Antiques

"First I'm getting a Bachelor's Degree, the a Master's Degree, then a Doctor's Degree!"

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.