Eternal Love Romantic Gifts

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'Oh my God. I love it!'

"I can't get used to being a grownup."

'I love it when you spoon me.' 'I love it when you fork me.'

'...In functionality and in dysfunctionality....'

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

"See what I mean? It's going to take a bigger diamond."

Love is Blind.

This is forever... till death do us part...

Lovers

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

'And do you promise to be the one out of two marriages that does not end in divorce.'

Melvin likes to indulge his inner child.

'Joe's really slow to take hint...she's been wearing that dress for two years.'

"I read somewhere that when two people live together for a long time they start to look like each other."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

'We're conducting a survey to find out how many married couples still have that old feeling.'

Pensioner's Romance

"Frankly, I'm surprised that at your age you would even consider putting your tongue on a frozen metal pole!"

ONE IN A MILLION

'I'm a little tea pot...' 'Act your age.'

We still sit in the old gum tree, and we still eat all the gumdrops we can see

"She called me immature, And if that wasn't bad enough, she burst my bouncy castle."

Cat Romance

"I look forward to growing dead with you."

Still looking for your inner-grown-up, Harold?

"Horace, what are we doing on the same cloud? Our vows said 'till death do us part.'"

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Rubber Ring

'Grown-ups have kids. Kids have fun.'

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

"What do you want to be when your dad grows up?"

I know it was the biggest moment in your life, but honey - our wedding was six months ago.

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

Still living with parents....